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📚 “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a F*cking Lady” Keychain

Make a statement that’s equal parts bookish and unapologetic. This sassy acrylic keychain is for the reader who proudly devours spicy chapters with the confidence of a true literary queen. Perfect for romantasy fans, smut lovers, and anyone who believes a well-written scene is the ultimate entertainment.

• Material: Durable, lightweight acrylic with glossy finish

• Size: Approximately 2” wide

• Hardware: Silver key ring with clasp for easy attachment

• Design: Double-sided print so your sass shows from every angle

• Perfect for: Book club besties, romance readers, and gifting to your favorite unapologetic bookworm

Clip it to your keys, tote, or e-reader case and let the world know—you take your fiction seriously.